About Pawformance

Pawformance turns your pet into the world’s most entertaining employee. Our Pet Roast Club creates personalized, AI-generated performance reviews and illustrated digital keepsakes for dog and cat owners.

A stolen sandwich. A keyboard nap. An unnecessarily dramatic doorbell response. We turn the quirks you love into warm, shareable humor—never offensive content or insults aimed at owners.

Choose a one-page review, an executive package with an illustrated portrait and certificate, or a gift bundle with social-ready graphics and a digital award. These are personalized digital products, not physical deliveries.